Note: A friend of mine sent me this. He doesn’t have a blog, and doesn’t want to be identified. It was too good not to publish. Of course, I have to add a few disclaimers. One, I support the BJP (“lighter shades of grey”) and am not a fan of the Congress. Second, all references to people you think you can identify are purely coincidental.
A November morning in Delhi. Mohan is sleeping. His secretary enters.
Mohan Secy: Sir, there is a phone call coming on the 2G network.
Mohan: Go away, let me sleep.
Mohan Secy: Sir, it is Madam.
Mohan: Oh. Why didn’t you wake me up earlier? Madam gets upset if I don’t answer the phone in one ring.
Mohan takes the phone quickly.
Mohan: Yes, MadamGG.
Madam: Mohan, I am reading this SMS that just came in. “The Prime Minister finally breaks his silence: The only 2G I know is SoniaG and RahulG.” How can you say such a thing?
Mohan: But, MadamGG….
Madam: You know, we only talk on 4G Networks. How could you forget PriyaG and RobG?
Mohan: Sorry, MadamGG.
Madam: So, what do you propose to do about it?
Mohan: MadamGG, I can ban all SMS like we did during Ayodha time. That worked very well.
Madam (angrily): Mohan, I am not talking about the SMS. I am talking of the 2G Scam.
Mohan: MadamGG, no one will ever find you and RahuGG got the money. I have erased all the entries in my…
Madam has put the phone down.
Mohan: MadamGG? MadamGGG?? MadamGGGG? What did I say wrong?